What movies have not aged well?

Goldfinger

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Moonraker

How can I stop drinking?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

How is TikTok able to censor porn?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What explanations do flat earthers have for the shape of our planet? If they do not have any, why should their opinions on this topic be considered credible?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What are some questions obviously just asked for sexual gratification?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What happened to your school bully?

-J W Pepper

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”She is very sexyful!”

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Diamonds Are Forever

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

How do teachers justify punishing a student for fighting back against their bullies?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Man with the Golden Gun

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Octopussy

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why did my crush like me for only two days in a row?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

You Only Live Twice

From Russia With Love

Did Leonardo da Vinci paint two Mona Lisas? Where are they?

Dr No

-All the bad guys are black.

Live and Let Die

A View to a Kill

-”Ah so!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”